lawyer with a Lexus

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 11-Jun-2013 19:24:18

A very successful attorney parked his brand new Lexus in front of his office, ready to
show it off to his colleagues.

As he was getting out, a truck came along too closely and completely tore off the driver's
door.

Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up
behind the Lexus with his lights flashing.

Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney started screaming
hysterically about how his Lexus, which he had just purchased the day before, was
completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how any car body shop tried to
make it new again.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disbelief.
"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your
possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing? It was severed
when the truck hit you!"

"OH, MY GOD!!!" screamed the lawyer. "My Rolex !!"

Post 2 by LittleSneezer (The Zone-BBS is my prison, but I like it here.) on Tuesday, 11-Jun-2013 21:43:14

Hahaha, wow.

Post 3 by Runner229 (I've now got the silver prolific poster award! wahoo!) on Tuesday, 11-Jun-2013 23:47:14

Lol. Quite the one two punch.

Post 4 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Thursday, 13-Jun-2013 9:54:58

I've heard a joke very similar to this before, but it's funny nonetheless.

Post 5 by UniqueOne (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Wednesday, 19-Jun-2013 23:43:24

OH! Wasn't expecting that! lol! Have to give this to a friend of mine that's in law school lol!

Post 6 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Thursday, 20-Jun-2013 10:50:12

Lol could say this of any CEO type. Lawyers and doctors as human beings really aren't all like that, but it's as funny as it gets. Sad but the worst of it is, it could actually happen. That is what makes the best humor.